*NICE HAIR*
(1998 © words - Adam A., © music - 6012)
came down and hit him upon his nice combed head,
an uncooked leg of ham made him go wide spread.
nothing ever phased him he never did stand down
until that one fine dinner night, he saw the colour red as ham came crashing down!
knocked him right off his socks
also took the salt, should have put the lid on that was his own fault.
throw it over his shoulder
heard it was good luck
his wife hit him with the leg of ham again and she didn't stop - no!