*BUTTER BEAN*

(1998 words - Adam A., music - 6012)

me and that guy have been friends for years
he's been splitting at the seams,
he buys magazines - he's a bore
goes home to butter-bean, I don't wanna be like him
he works too hard at being sore

havoc on the weekends is how it used to be
now his feet get red from his big toes
he buys his fashion from the big men's stores (yet he's still my friend)
so now I don't wear any shoes

he uses his noodle, and he walks his mother's poodle round the block
he's such a man and he loves his food
he loves to put on pounds while I take 'em off
yeah, me and that guy have been friends for years
he works hard at being sore (but that's why I love him)


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