we're the freaks
now my kind hangs with me - we're the 'pinheads three'
Elvira, Jenny-lyn, and myself Schlitzie
elvira's head is small with a fine receeding brow
Jenny's head is ponty, and she just says "Meow!"
we're the pinheads with the fine booty
and if you've got a bigger feather, then I'm gonna get snooty
'cause i've got a rep to protect, gotta give respect
out to my man Zip for breaking his neck,
to get us pointy motherfuckers recognized,
and getting our tufts paid and under lights
'cause now I can pay the rounds, and pound the pounds
keeping all my friends high,
and my threads stay fly
pressing my hand to my cheek and slapping the air
if you step up to me, you won't get repaired
'cause if you hang in this hood, you've gotta respect us freaks
or you'll be knock - knockin' on wood
we're the freaks
we've got dwarves and midgets, and players with no legs
Hans smokes the big Phillies, no matter how much Freeda begs
he's been a fat blunt smoker since the age of nine
it's stunted his growth but now he's got things fine
keeping the freakshow freakin', he'll get everybody speaking
about his crops and his wealth - now:'here's to your health!'
but the player's getting played
with a touch of tomaine
but he's one suave fuck, like my main man Ben
now his crew has caught on, now this gang of midgets is gonna drop the bomb
fuck with one freak and you fuck with them all
now I'll paint your insides all over the walls
while sparky plays the pipe, to get us all hyped
we'll think up some way to fuck up your shite
poetic justice is a favourite of mine,
now I think this bird has turned out fine
that's what you get for fucking with me
said it before but still there's time to hang with the freaks we're the freaks